(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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