I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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