You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
home. puking in laundry basket.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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