I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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