I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
he laminated a picture of his dick.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
