I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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