Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
