my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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