Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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