fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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