Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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