There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You need a sexual gate keeper
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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