U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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