Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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