Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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