You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Two words: blizzard sex
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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