i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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