While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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