How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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