just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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