Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
