so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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