all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We got so high we made milksteak
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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