Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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