Can Purell be used as lube?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
This is the high leading the old right now
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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