Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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