is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
me + whiskey = a bad person
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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