omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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