Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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