"it" just moved
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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