I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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