I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
tell me about the fingering
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