Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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