I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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