Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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