we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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