just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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