idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
