but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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