I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
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No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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