omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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