New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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