im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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