So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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