is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so let's talk penis.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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