I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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