swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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