addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Randomize