dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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