Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
