singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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