First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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