So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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