I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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