Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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