The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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