i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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