How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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